Funn News and Entertainment: February 2009

Robot Man

This guy took the time to create his own robot suit. I bet the guy hasn’t gotten laid since the new mellenium(if ever).

Hillary Clinton Priceless Picture

I could never get enough dose of some good ole Hillary Clinton Priceless pictures. There isn’t many on the net, but I just found this gem….

Ok so I was going to go to the strip club in downtown SF yesterday. So I saw the bookstore on the way there and decided to see if they had a good blackcherleader or black anal films. Ive been there before but never ventured far. So I was looking around for the DVD and then I looked over and saw a door and the top said “Extra 5 dollar fee upon entrance”. I didn’t think anything of it so I continued on with my browsing.

A couple minutes later on I look up and there is this cute provocative dressed latin girl with a white guy. There was a couple other people in the store but I didn’t pay any attention to them. All the sudden the guy that was with the latin girl walked out after saying his goodbyes, i guess she was going to look for a film for her boytoy. So I looked at her and she smiled and I smiled. I got a thought at that moment, maybe If i go pay a 5 dollar entrance fee and find out whats back there she might sneak back there too. Im not a good looking guy, but Im pretty big guy and I smiled and I was hoping that she would be lured in by the kinkiness of going back there.

So I went up to the counter asked the guy what it was. He says “Oh its just adult video booths and a wating room with a couch”. I figured what the hell and so I paid 5 dollars and went in the back. I walked past the booths went in the last one next to the waiting room. They were charging money so I put in 25 cents for intial video to show. I looked over and saw a big hole there. I was like oh no you mean they have this gay glory hole crap Ive been hearing about. ALl the sudden I heard footsteps so I assumed it was the girl since it was only like a minute after entering the back. I was getting real horny with the porno sounds and images and the thought of her wanting to go back there to fool around.

I then came up with the genious idea to stick my dick through the hole. I was real aroused so I just stuck it through. ALl the sudden the footsteps went past me I heard a long pause and out of nowhere I feel a mouth on my dick. I started groaning and I felt hands on my dick and felt spit and the hard sucking of a dick. My first thoughts were this girl can suck a mean dick. So I said “You are such a naughty girl, I can’t believe you do this behind that guys back”. WEll they continued to keep sucking. Eventually I got bored though since I never cum from a blowjob so I said “Ok thats enough I don’t cum from blowjobs”. So I pulled my dick out.

I thought I would hear a deep sexy voice saying how hot that was and how she wanted to come in the booth etc etc, but instead I heard the voice of what sounded like a 50 year old fat guy say ” Hey there is better places you can stick that big guy”. I was so embarassed and angered I didn’t say anything and stayed in there until he was gone. I must have stayed in there a half hour to make sure he was out of the store. I was so digusted I went straight to the strip club and got a blowjob from the usal stripper that delivers. This has got to be the most digusting experience of my life!

Guy Leaves Girlfriend In a Bad Situation

The funniest and most disgusting story ever Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can’t tell my family i’ll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i’ve been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She’s 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i’ve talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min’s into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she’s butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc…. Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She’s sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

Cell Tech Boy

Through the power of Cell-Tech bodybuilding supplement, this teen kid has grown Massive!

Crack Whore Mug Shot Progression

Here is a progression of mug shots from a chick from her 30’s to her 50’s. This picture speaks louder than any cheesy anti-drug TV commercial.

Douchebag Alert

This douchebag posted a picture of himself on a forum trying to look tough by holding a bag of weed, money, and a corn cob in his mouth. The user was banned and seeing a huge potential for this douchebag’s picture, it spawned a huge photoshop fest. Below are some photoedits we did ourselves of the douchebag’s picture.

Here is what he does in his spare time:

Lindsay Lohan Crack Cocaine Use

Lohan while easily manipulated, really enjoys being a party girl, drinking, and experimenting with drugs. Well eventually her stupidity will catch up to her. Someday she will be the postergirl for the Just Say No to Drugs campaign.

Take a look at this photo to see why …

Brian Peppers

Take a look at this picture of this guy. When I first saw him, I thought it was photoshopped. Pretty creepy looking guy isn’t he?

He even has a myspace profile. Check it out! He seems pretty popular on myspace too.

Someone got ahold of his yearbook photo. Seems like a nice kid? Are you feeling sorry for him?

Well, it turns out this guy, named Brian Peppers, is a convicted attempted child rapist. His entry on the public sex offender list is here I guess girls running the other way from him got him too sexually frustrated.

It’s a shame things turned out that way too, because he had so much going for in life.